Weird Al Weekly: Glove Songs

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One thing I can do very quickly is write parody song lyrics. It combines two of my core skills: being smart enough to do passable rhyme and syllable math quickly, and being stupid enough to say stupid stuff that doesn’t make any sense. While I sometimes struggle to find reason or purpose in things, it’s not “rhyme and reason,” it’s “rhyme or reason,” so…

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